Like prisoners counting the days, we Sharpie our white bedroom wall with hash marks. We all know of the unspeakable experiments the Germans performed on prisoners during the Big One. The awful acts of past wars make modern interrogation methods such as waterboarding seem like an afternoon at Disneyland. And yet I feel if we really wanted to force our enemies to give up information, or simply torture them for sport, putting them on the same sleeping schedule as a new parent would trump any wartime suffering. Every mom and dad knows that parenting is the torture to end all torture! Before I came to accept the fact that I would never sleep again, I nearly killed others and myself in a car wreck. It was my first week as a parent, and in my delirium I passed a road sign with a truck painted on it. The image of the truck was instantly burned into my retina. As I swerved into oncoming traffic, the cars behind me either smashed together or careened off the road into a ditch. In the years that followed, no matter where I traveled, my internal alarm clock would go off at 4 AM local time for fear that some small human would be waking me up by inserting one or multiple digits into my ears or nostrils.
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If you can live with some auxiliary authority in your life knowing that your wife will, as necessary, bend to its will instead of yours, you'll cross those bridges as you come to them. You can ask her directly, or through sources like other Mormons or reading their books. And we are not bloody married yet. She's most likely secretly playing out fantasies of converting you, marrying you in a Mormon temple, and having a very Mormon life, OP. As you can see Also, the fact that she served a mission is evidence of her dedication to the religion. It will poison your marriage until the end в of your life, your marriage, or your belief.
I'm not quite bitter but a tad fed up as have given up family, career, friends and started afresh x 2 again to be left alone at the other side of the planet with two young kids, moving house and setting up home with just 4 suitcases. Thank you for pointing this out. Men search the world for women that they can stand to be around with long-term. I hope it all works out for you. Now a basic overview of the gospel. Basically nothing like reality. I can't quite put my finger on it.